Got Poo? - Gift Wrapped Poo

Coming soon!

Gift wrapped pieces of poo sent with a message of your choice.
Love, hate or just a bit of fun what better way to let someone know what your feeling... Say it with Poo! (fake, of course!)

Our poo is hand made in the USA by specialists to create the most realistic looking poo you'll find - no mass produced plastic here!

Just think of all the things you could say....

You're DUMPed
Keep your dog off my lawn
Flowers die but sh!t lives forever
I've taken lots of your crap, here's some back
Hope your nerves are OK before your exam
You're love stops me from feeling poo
Sorry I was acting like this
Let this be the only poo in our friendship
Get Well Soon!

Stop turning our country into this, Gordon Brown.

...or think of your own message!
We're not selling yet, in the meantime please go to BrownFido.com who will satisfy all your poopy needs Comments, suggestions/whatever....
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